"James Bond would have shown disdain with a clever remark. Indiana Jones would have sneered and said something snotty. The best I could come up with was, 'Oh, yeah?'"~Three to Get Deadly by Janet Evanovich
And Whispers Tales of Mary
i love the idea of ghosts not being dead people but just places where time is kind of thin
like one of my friends & his girlfriend have a ghost in their very old new england house that’s apparently an old timey little boy who does shit like jump on the bed and slam doors but if they tell him very sternly “daniel, stop that” the activity stops immediately
and i love the idea that years ago theres this rowdy little 19th century boy just being alive and playing in his room but if he gets too loud sometimes, the ghostly form of my 21st century friend shows up and is like “Hey! Cut it out.” and then vanishes and no one believes this child
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The last time I saw her, she was driving me to rehab. So she… she dropped me off. And she… she looked at me and she said, “You go in there and you bring my brother back. Bring my brother back.” I was born 90 seconds before Nell, but she was always my big sister.
Luke Crain in The Haunting of Hill House (2018-)
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there is no force of nature that says “come here” like the ocean
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You can tell Bill is the oldest because he drops everything and comes home to take a desk job back in England when Voldemort comes back. He stops his very exciting job in Egypt to settle back closer to home and help the Order/his family
meanwhile Charlie is like, “…is there a foreign relations component to this illegal organization? I am available through FaceTime if necessary.”
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people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude… ARE YOU OKAY
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